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Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives.

Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that it was a very important outpost.

- What's it's mission?

- To protect the airfield!

- What's the airfield here for?

- To resupply the outpost!

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
→ They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
→ Loo-Loo!

What's blue and sings alone?
→ Dan Ackroyd.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?
→ It made him shy!