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What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
→ Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

"First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead."

The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?"

"Well, no," the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford."

"You got Robert Redford?" the director asks.

"No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he says enthusiastically, "we've got Streisand and in a singing role."

"Barbara Streisand?" he asks.

"No, Elizabeth Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a great voice. AND we've got Goulet."

"You got Robert Goulet?" the director asks.

"Yeah," the producer replies glumly, "we got Robert Goulet."

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.

You see, he was $15 in arrears.

How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight?
→ Someone stole all his money.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
→ On a piece rate.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
→ He wanted cold hard cash!

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:

"Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979."

"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
→ He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?
→ Question marks.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!