Business Jokes — most commented jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
→ Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Who makes a million dollars a day?
→ Someone who works in a mint.

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
→ A million dollars minus 75 cents.

How did rich people get their money?
→ They were calm and collected.

Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
→ An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
→ A penny.

If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
→ A dollar.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?
→ If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

Why do wallets make so much noise?
→ Because money talks.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
→ He liked cold cash.