Low Budget Cast

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

- First of all - he tells him:

- We've got Gibson in the lead.

The director is surprised:

- You got Mel Gibson?

- Well, no - the Producer responds:

- we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford.

- You got Robert Redford? - the director asks.

- No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But - he says enthusiastically:

- we've got Streisand and in a singing role.

- Barbara Streisand? - he asks.

- No, Elizabeth Streisand - The Producer responds.

- But she's got a great voice. AND we've got Goulet.

- You got Robert Goulet? - the director asks.

- Yeah - the producer replies glumly:

- we got Robert Goulet.