Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
→ To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Hear about the blonde explorer?
→ She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
→ "Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it "Curl Up and Dye."

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.