Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

These two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
→ The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
→ From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
→ She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
→ Branch manager.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
→ So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.