Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?
→ None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
→ So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
→ So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
→ It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
→ They want to measure their intelligence.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.