Random joke from this category
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.
Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
How do you plant dope?
→ Bury a blonde.
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
→ It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth?
→ No make-up.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?
→ A blonde doing cartwheels.
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
→ They are for those who don't drink!
