Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
→ Who cares?

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
→ To open windows

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned around and went home.

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
→ Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

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But why do brunettes take the pill?
→ Wishful Thinking.

What does a blonde say after sex?
→ Thanks Guys.

What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.