Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What is the smartest blonde?
→ A golden retriever

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
→ It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
→ You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now?

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
→ The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."

What do you get when a blond stands on her head?
→ A smelly burnette.

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?" The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"