Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??
→ She had to pull her own pants down

A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the horses mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse.

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.

The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"

"Years, I tell you years," she replied.

"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."

"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
→ The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
→ The blonde - she is eighteen.

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
→ When the joy stick is wet!

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
→ The 1st grade.