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Bee-Line
What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
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Chicken Farm
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
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Biggest Ant
What is the biggest ant in the world?
→ An elephant!
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Gum Tree Dwellers
What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
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Four Wheels and Flies
What has four wheels and flies?
→ A rubbish bin!
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Bee at Work
What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
→ A buzzness suit!
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Bewitched Bee
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
→ He's bee-witched!
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Flea in His Ear
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!
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Budgie Jumping
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says:
- I want four budgies.
- Salesman: Certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female?
- Newfie: I don't care. I just want 4 budgies!
- Salesman: Certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr...
- Newfie: I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard?
- Salesman: O.K. O.K.
The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom.
The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says:
- What a shame. this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!
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Monkeys in the Sack
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man:
- Watcha got in the sack?
The old man responds:
- I got some monkeys in that there sack.
The younger man asks:
- If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?
The old man replies:
- Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!