Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
→ Fooling with a bee!

Why did the bee started talking poetry?
→ He was waxing lyrical!

Who writes books for little bees?
→ Bee-trix Potter!

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
→ Bee-hive yourself!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
→ An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

One woodworm met another.

- How's life? - she asked.

- Oh, same as usual - he replied, boring.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
→ A humdinger.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?

- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

- Second Caribou: A maybee.