Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
→ "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid!

What is big hairy and can fly?
→ King Kongcorde!

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
→ A ding-dong King Kong.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
→ "Are you my mother?"

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
→ A messy cage.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
→ So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
→ A flat note.