Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
→ I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

- Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?

- Werewolf: Search me!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
→ Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
→ A budgerigrrrrr!

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
→ Cranes.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
→ Drop him a line.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?
→ Sir.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
→ To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What dog has money?
→ A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).