Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
→ I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
→ Rub him with oinkment.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
→ A pig tail!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
→ Crashing boars.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
→ A hog hog.

What do you call a pig with the flu?
→ A swine swine.

What do you call a pig with no legs?
→ A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
→ Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?
→ Sick.

What do you call a pig who overacts?
→ A ham ham.