Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.

- How do you know he isn't?

- Because I am.

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

- Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?

- Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!