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Mouse's Favorite Record
What's a mouse's favorite record?
→ Please cheese me!
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What's a mouse's favorite record?
→ Please cheese me!
What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
→ A mouse-tache!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
→ A gerbil shepherd dog!
Is there a mouse in the house?
→ No, but there's a moose on the loose!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!