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Frog Crossed With Dog
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!
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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!
What's a frogs favorite flower?
→ A croakus!
How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suidide!
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
→ They sit eggsaminations!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Whats a frogs favorite game?
→ It's croak-et!
What is a mouse's favorite game?
→ Hide and squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese!
Why do mice have long tails?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair!