Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
→ "Here Kitty, kitty, kitty"!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
→ "Eyes down for a full mouse"!

Why do mice need oiling?
→ Because they squeak!

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!

How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!