Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
→ Miami mice!

What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!

What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!

What are crisp, like milk and go "eek, eek, eek" when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
→ A killer butterfly!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!