Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
→ A bullfrog!

Where do frogs keep their money?
→ In a river bank!

What do you call a rich frog?
→ A golf blooded reptile!