Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on a bicycle.
What can I do?
→ Take his bike away.

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
→ A snake charmer.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
→ Sleep in the wardrobe.

- Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

- Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.

- Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
→ It has a rattle.

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Baby Owl.

- Baby Owl who?

- Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

- Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

- Nick: I don't know.

- Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go in pairs!