Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming:

- You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!

- What's he doing with the apples? - the sergeant asked.

- If I told you - the woman cried - you wouldn't believe me!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
→ Discordant!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!

Who is the most famous French ant?
→ Napoleant!

Why did the ant-elope?
→ Nobody gnu!

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they are full of antibodies!

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
→ An aard-shark!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
→ Ronald MacAardvark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
→ One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!