Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call an elephant that flies?
→ A jumbo jet!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

- We're going to play elephants and circuses - said a little boy at kindergarten.

- Do you want to join in?

- I'd love to - replied the teacher.

- What do you want me to do?

- You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
→ Albunny, New York!

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?
→ Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
→ Because it was on old croc.

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager:

- Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?

- Yep, that's him - he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

- That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?

- Because - the owner replied

- before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.