Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
→ It got angry and bit at the champ!

Did you find my horse well behaved?
→ Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet

- Will I ever be able to race my horse again - the owner asked the vet.

The vet replied:

- You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
→ The cat ate her.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
→ Rhesus Pieces.

Why are gorillas so noisy?
→ They were raised in a zoo!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
→ Because it was dead.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
→ A gorilla with a machine gun.