Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?
→ To play the slop machine !

Why do mice have long tails ?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What do mice do when they're at home ?
→ Mousework !

One lab mouse to another:

- I've trained that crazy human at last.

- How have you done that?

- I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?
→ Without it would be a sick insect.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
→ A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
→ He found time-consuming.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
→ Miss most of the film!