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Hen And Gunpowder
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!
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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!
Why don't chickens like people?
→ They beat eggs!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!
Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!
How long do chickens work?
→ Around the cluck!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!