Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
→ He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
→ She kicked the bucket!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!