Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
→ He heard the referee calling fowls

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
→ Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
→ Jail-birds!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?
→ Shredded Tweet!