Cleverest Parrots
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!
Random joke from this category
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!
- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
- Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.
- What's that?
- Ouch!
Why did the chicken say:
- Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?
→ He was studying foreign languages.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What birds are found in Portugal?
→ Portu-geese!
What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!