Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- Teacher: What's a robin?

- Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
→ It was stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
→ I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Two owls were playing pool.
One said:

- Two hits.

The other replied:

- Two hits to who?

What did the scornful owl say?
→ Twit twoo.

What do Scottish owls sing?
→ Owld Lang Syne.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
→ You're not owld enough.

What do confused owls say?
→ Too-whit-to-why?

What does an educated owl say?
→ Whom.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
→ A bird that stinks to high heaven.