Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
→ I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

- Cat: What did you get him for his birthday?

- Dog: Pant . . . pant!

- Cat: Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
→ A birthday pheasant!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?
→ Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
→ Because he always slobbers out the candles!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
→ "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
→ I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
→ In a cat-alogue!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
→ He has a whale of a party!