Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!

- Look at that speed! - said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.

- Hmph! - snorted the other.

- You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.

- Where were you? I was worried sick.

- It was such nice day, I decided to walk.

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?
→ 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
→ To show the opossum it could be done.

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
→ A Ducktor.

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?
→ He wanted to be a hentertainer.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
→ Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

What do you call a vulture with no beak?
→ A head banger.