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Peck, Bang, Peck
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
→ A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
→ A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
What is the definition of a goose?
→ An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Why did the rooster run away?
→ He was chicken!
What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting:
- Pieces of four?
→ Short John Silver!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!
Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Why is politics for the birds?
→ Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!