Random joke from this category
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud:
- I wonder why?
The blonde replied:
- Must be because the oil would suffocate them.
Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
→ Because she loved children.
How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.
How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.
One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
→ Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said:
- You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.
The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said:
- You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher.
