Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
→ Chick to chick!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
→ It was a moth ball!

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
→ No-eyed-deer!

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!

- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?

- No you can have turkey like everyone else!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.

- Hey you! - he shouted.

- don't pull the cat's tail!

- I'm not pulling! - replied the little boy.

- I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling!

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
→ He ended up in a flea circus!