Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
→ He tractor down

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
→ A Moosician!

How did the calf's final exam turn out?
→ Grade A!

How did that bullfight come out?
→ Oh, it was a toss-up!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
→ They were very impressed!

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
→ No, only medium rare!

Did you hear about the snobby cow?
→ She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

- Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

- No! Did he hurt the cows?

- No, he just grazed them!

- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

- Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.

- Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones! - the farmer answered.