Baby Sharks' Presents
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
Random joke from this category
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.
- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
- Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!
- Oh, yes I can - the elf said.
- Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
- Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!
- Oh, yes I can - the elf said.
- Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'