Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines

What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!

What animals do you bring to bed?
→ Your calves.

- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!

- I told you he was a bum steer!

- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

- Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
→ But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
→ She'll cream you!