Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.

What do cows get when they are sick?
→ Hay Fever

What do cows do when they're introduced?
→ They give each other a milk shake!

What do cows do for entertainment?
→ They go to the mooooovies.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
→ Old Moo Eyes!

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
→ "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.

What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"

What did one dairy cow say to another?
→ Got milk?

What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!