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Dog With Medals
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
→ A guard dog!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
→ A bull dog!
When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!
How do you stop a dog smelling?
→ Put a peg on it's nose!
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
→ Because they mess up the whole house!
How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
→ Just one, the moulting season!
What's a dog favourite hobby?
→ Collecting fleas!
What is a dogs favourite flower?
→ Anything in your garden!
What dog wears contact lenses?
→ A cock-eyed spaniel!
What is a dog's favourite food?
→ Anything that is on your plate!