Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
→ A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
→ A computer with a lot of bites!

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
→ He gets splinters in his mouth!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
→ Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
→ A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

When is a black dog not a black dog?
→ When it's a greyhound!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
→ A mutt in a rut!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
→ Cats can't drive!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
→ The collie wobbles!

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
→ A plain clothes police dog!