Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?
→ Because its hard to run in squares!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
→ Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
→ A shaggy dogs tale!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
→ Melon-collie!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
→ It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
→ Slush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
→ A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
→ Hush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
→ A sheep that can round itself up!