Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?
→ Puppy dogs!

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
→ I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
→ That hit the spots!

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
→ A sausage dog!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
→ A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
→ When the door is open!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
→ In the mush room!