Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
→ A thousand dogs.

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?
→ He wasn't able to stir.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
→ He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.

What did the dog take when he was run down?
→ The license number of the car that hit him.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
→ This is the end.

What did the dog say to the pig?
→ You are just a bore.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
→ The wrong answer.

What did the dog do with the history professor?
→ They got together and talked over old times.