Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
→ Hope he doesn't see you.

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
→ Eat out.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
→ A retail store.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
→ A pup.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
→ Two dogs howling at the moon.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
→ If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
→ The umbrella can be shut up.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?
→ A dog.

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
→ A double crosser.