Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?
→ A hot dog.

Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

Which dog can tell time?
→ A watchdog.

Where do you usually find dogs?
→ It all depends on where you lose them.

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
→ Take the words right out of his mouth.

When is a dog most impolite?
→ When he points.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
→ A puppy.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
→ About seven miles an hour.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
→ You should know more than your dog.