Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
→ Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
→ He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
→ When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
→ By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog say he was an actor?
→ His leg was in a cast.

Why did the dog run in circles?
→ He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
→ He was colour-blind.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
→ The tomato was in a can.

Which dog tastes better when eaten?
→ A hot dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?
→ A police dog in disguise.