Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
→ Shorts!

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
→ They're short of breath!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
→ Look out for the mice!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
→ Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
→ It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

- How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?

- It's the leash I can do!

- I'll see you shortly.

- Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!

- I just spotted a Chihuahua!

- That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!